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Post by playboy on Feb 22, 2002 12:56:15 GMT -5
i was watching fight club the other day and i thought this thread would fit in here with all the hostility <cough> devil <cough> playboy <cough> on this board.
so what celebrity, living or dead, would you want to fight and why?
for me, i think itd have to be Orson Wells, i heard he was an animal!
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Post by pizowell on Feb 22, 2002 15:56:06 GMT -5
i'd like to kick the holy shit out of carson daly. that guy is the biggest no talent waste of space i've ever seen.
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Post by HORSE on Feb 22, 2002 18:07:02 GMT -5
The list of celebrities I'd love to beat to death knows no end, but it starts with people like:
Nick Cage
Leonardo DiCrapio
Russell Crowe
Jean Claude VanDamme
Tom Green
All of the boy bands
Any and all members of Creed
Steven Spielberg
Haley Joel Osment (yeah, I know he's a little kid)
Eddie Furlong
James Cameron
M. Night Shaymalon (I don't know how to spell his stupid fucking name)
Vince Vaughn
the list goes on and on ...
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Post by Max on Feb 22, 2002 18:09:15 GMT -5
I'd like to stomp on Drew Barrymore. She was cute in E.T. but now she's just a no-talented skanky ho. I wasted what felt like 4 hours in a movie theater last year watching Riding in Cars with Boys. Don't ever go to the movies with a bunch of women. Trying not to vomit was the only thing that kept me from falling asleep. Next month I'm dragging their pansy asses to Resident Evil.
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Post by Max on Feb 22, 2002 18:12:37 GMT -5
I'd like to see Horse beat to death all but Nick Cage and Russell Crowe... spare them for me please ;D
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Post by Devil55 on Feb 22, 2002 19:41:34 GMT -5
You go Max,Your friends need to watch a real movie like Resident Evil.The celebrity I'd kick the shit out of is Billy Bob Thornton,How in the fuck did that fag get the goddess Angelina Jolie.
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Post by pizowell on Feb 22, 2002 21:42:33 GMT -5
good list horse. however i wouldn't beat:
cage - he might be cool to hang with.
tom green - he also might be cool to hang with and i think he's funny.
eddie furlong - i just wouldn' beat him up. he was good in american history x.
vince vaughn - he's a great actor!
the rest hell yeah! i forgot to mention haley joel osment, i'd love to beat the ever living shit out of that little fuck!
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Post by playboy on Feb 22, 2002 22:07:12 GMT -5
i think members of creed was the best idea yet
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Post by Goregirl on Feb 22, 2002 23:31:37 GMT -5
I would take on Courtney Love. She acts so bas ass, I think somebody needs to put her in her place (I am a fan though)
And I also wanna kick her ass cuz it really irks me that of all ppl, Curt Kobain married her.
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Post by Cemetery_Man on Feb 22, 2002 23:37:25 GMT -5
Hey I like Creed. I'd love to go toe to toe with Bruce Lee but not in a bad way maybe just spar or something, becuase in reality he'd throttle me. ;D Now for some people who deserve sever beatings... Any and all boy bands but I'll single out that fucking idiot Lance Bass (SP?) and Brittney Spears girlfriend oops I mean boyfriend... I don't remmeber his name but those two deserve special hurt that I would need to take my time on. Shaquille O'Neal!!!! Fred Durst!!!!!! Alex Rodriguez William Shatner Stephen Rea Ray Ramono Keanu Reeves Michael Rapaport Kobe Bryant Bill Walton Rod Strickland Jay Fiedler Hitler  French Stewart Tiger Woods and I can't beleive nobody has mentioned Bin Laden yet? ~~Will~~ |
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Post by Devil55 on Feb 23, 2002 17:29:06 GMT -5
The reason nobody picked Bin Laden is because I think Playboy said which celebrity would like to beat up.As for the Bruce Lee thing,He would turn you into a chocolate covered pretzel and break you into 2 pieces,lol.
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Post by theboycopeland on Feb 23, 2002 22:34:18 GMT -5
Bruce Lee might have been fairly tough but at the end of the day, he was an actor and probably not as good at martial arts as people think. My old Karate teacher could probably have knocked him out.
as for fighting, it's got to be Ali, he would be easy pickings in his state!!!
Jokes aside, Will Smith and Craig David (English talentless pop singer)
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Post by Cemetery_Man on Feb 24, 2002 2:48:40 GMT -5
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I don't think you know too much about Bruce Lee, believe me he was a Martial Artist first and an actor second and yes he would have stomped a mudhole in my ass but what I meant by fighting him was to just spar or just a fun kind of thing not an all out brawl.  ~~Will~~ |
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Post by theboycopeland on Feb 24, 2002 16:31:01 GMT -5
Sorry, I'd been drinking when I wrote that. It looks pretty stupid now I'm sober.
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Post by Max on Feb 25, 2002 11:55:23 GMT -5
I just don't see what's so great about Angelina. She's too weird to be hot imo. And GG is right, I don't like Courtney's bad ass attitude either. I'm not a big fan of Madonna's for the same reason. Plus she got to sleep with Penn who I do like!
Keanu? What's wrong with him CM besides his stupid sounding name? He used to make me laugh in Bill & Ted and now I like "some" of his action movies. And you can beat up old fat Shatner any day, but leave the young Kirk to me ;D
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