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Post by playboy on Mar 16, 2002 20:43:49 GMT -5
im starting this thread for you to post any funny story, or anything random that maybe you thought was funny but no one else will, post it here and ill tell you that its not funny.
ill start off...
hmmm nothing really funny happened to me today, besides a new girl just got hired at work today and i worked with her and she had a lisp, i couldnt keep a straight face every time she'd say "ffffffffind all your mushhhithic today?"
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Post by HORSE on Mar 16, 2002 22:09:56 GMT -5
Well, this happened last weekend, but it's close enough. A female friend of mine called me at about 1:30 am. She heard someone in a closet that's right outside her apartment door. No one is supposed to be in there but the landlord. Her crank-addict neighbor has been stalking her for awhile and they are trying to get him evicted, but it takes time. When I got over there, I checked the closet and there was one of his junkie friends sleeping in there. I told him to leave, but he didn't want to go, so I was forced to "convince" him. It was a fun night because I was completely trashed at the time.
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Post by Devil55 on Mar 16, 2002 22:43:56 GMT -5
This story is funny to me.Last night I was drinking over at my sister's house and all my buddies were there.So one of my buddies passed out on my sisters couch in the dining room so the fun ensues.My sister and brother in-law told me and my other buddy's not to jiffy him because they promised him if he passed out they would'nt let anybody do anything to him.So they go into the other room and we notice that our buddy is sleeping on his back with his mouth wide open so out come the condements.We put ketchup,plum sauce,worcheser sauce,Chili seeds,and anything else we could find into his mouth,Yeah I know were mean but it was fucken hillarious especially the next day.So the morning comes and he comes over to my house so I ask him how he's feeling and he says I don't have a hangover but my mouth tasted really weird when I woke up ,I just lost it laughing.Thats what happens when you pass out with a house full of drunk motherfuckers ;D
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Post by The_Tall_Man on Mar 17, 2002 7:59:34 GMT -5
great story! sounds like something i would do to somebody.
ok here's my funny story. the other night i was prowling around as usual, just peeping into my neighbors houses and such. well anyway, there's this one chick that lives like 3 blocks away thats really hot. so i went to peep in her house and noticed that she was gone and the padeo door was open. so i went inside her house, but infact she wasn't gone and saw me in and started to scream so i grabbed her and covered her mouth. she was fighting me pretty hard so i had to kill her to keep her quite. i made it look like a regular break in to cover things up. thats all i'm say about it and some of u might think its not funny, but i do.
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Post by Goregirl on Mar 17, 2002 17:06:20 GMT -5
All you did was cover her mouth and kill her? You didn't get a piece of ass out of it?
One time, I was peeking into a window, watching a really hott guy changing clothes. Kinda looked like Edward Norton, anyway, I couldn't control myself so I broke in and forced myself on him. First, I beat him over the head with a pipe until he stopped moving and screaming, then I did some really perverse things to him. When I was done, I felt so terrible about what I had done, that I killed him. It was messy and gory, but fun! ;D
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Post by playboy on Mar 17, 2002 20:36:18 GMT -5
I checked the closet and there was one of his junkie friends sleeping in there. I told him to leave, but he didn't want to go, so I was forced to "convince" him. DONT YOU EVER WAKE ME UP AGAIN!!! |
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Post by HORSE on Mar 17, 2002 21:11:09 GMT -5
Sorry about that Playboy... had I known, I'd have thrown you a beer.
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Post by Devil55 on Mar 18, 2002 5:38:02 GMT -5
I've got 3 words for ya:Fucken sick jokes.
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Post by playboy on Mar 18, 2002 13:48:16 GMT -5
Uh can you leave now?
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Post by Max on Mar 19, 2002 21:40:59 GMT -5
A female friend of mine called me at about 1:30 am. It was a fun night because I was completely trashed at the time. I suppose you got a reward for being such a good friend?  I just found out that my younger brother and his best friend (someone I've know since I was 13) used to peep on me getting dressed when I was living with my parents as a teenager. And they proceeded to tell me this in front of his new fiance! I didn't know whether to laugh or knock him upside the head for being so dumb! |
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